Dystopia

Available at random times throughout the year:

Napalm Nut Brown Ale

Malts: Pale, Biscuit, Caramel, Chocolate, and Special
Hops: Kent Goldings, and Fuggles
Bitterness: 26 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 02/19/2012 Release Date: 03/10/2012 ABV: 4.5%
  • Brew Date: 05/25/2013 Release Date: 06/14/2012 ABV: 4.24%

Bomb-run Blonde Ale

A rich golden color combines with a fragrant almost floral bouquet. The first draw of this brew contains a striking bitter note which quickly abates into a cooling fizz, well suited for a hot summer afternoon. After its initial presentation you may detect subtle hints of pear, apple, and orange. In between its bittersweet carbonation, which plays across the palate delightfully, it finishes with a smooth mellow draw leaving only a slight, but pleasant, after taste. Its character is smooth and mild, comparable to a Blue Moon but without the sharpness, and drinks like a wheat with less carbonation.

  • Brew Date: 03/10/2012 Release Date: 04/06/2012 ABV: 4.42%

Smoking Rubble Amber Ale

Malts: Pale, Caramel, Smoked, and Victory
Hops: Chinook, and Cascade
Bitterness: 25.5 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 03/25/2012 Release Date: 04/15/2012 ABV: 5.5%
  • Brew Date: 09/07/2013 Release Date: 09/28/2013 ABV: 5.4%

Withered Watermelon Ale

Malts: Pale, and Wheat
Hops: Hallertau
Bitterness: 19.5 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 05/15/2012 Release Date: 06/16/2012 ABV: 5.0%
  • Brew Date: 07/13/2013 Release Date: 08/09/2013 ABV: 3.5%

Wasteland Witbier

  • Brew Date: 06/17/2012 Release Date: 07/06/2012 ABV: 5.2%

Moronic Micromanaging Mild Bitter

  • Brew Date: 08/19/2012 Release Date: 09/07/2012 ABV: 3.8%

Facial Catastrophe – A California Common

  • Brew Date: 09/03/2012 Release Date: 10/05/2012 ABV: 4.3%

Vitriolic Vanilla Porter

  • Brew Date: 10/28/2012 Release Date: 11/30/2012 ABV: 3.7%

80 Shilling Shanking

80 Shilling Shanking

Malts: Maris Otter, Caramel, Black Malt, and Roasted Barley
Hops: Kent Goldings and Willamette
Bitterness: 23.3 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 03/23/2014 Release Date: 04/11/2014 ABV: 5.4%

Pallbearer Pale Ale

Pallbearer Pale Ale

Malts: Pale, Munich, Carapils, Caramel, and Special
Hops: Centennial, Cascade, and Mt. Hood
Bitterness: 34 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 03/10/2013 Release Date: 03/29/2013 ABV: 4.7%
  • Brew Date: 06/14/2014 Release Date: 07/04/2014 ABV: 5.3%
  • Brew Date: 03/15/2015 Release Date: 05/24/2015 ABV: 5.6%

The People's Porter

The People’s Porter

Malts: Pale, Brown, Caramel, and Chocolate
Hops: Kent Goldings and Fuggles
Bitterness: 24 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 12/26/2013 Release Date: 1/17/2014 ABV: 4.9%

Hazelnut Havoc

Malts: Pale, Coffee, Munich, and Black
Hops: Kent Goldings and Willamette
Bitterness: 29 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 11/09/2014 Release Date: 11/29/2014 ABV: 5.1%

Illogical IPA

Malts: Pale, Munich, Crystal, and Honey
Hops: Cascade, Citra, and Amarillo
Bitterness: 59 IBUs
  • Brew Date: 03/01/2015 Release Date: 04/03/2015 ABV: 5.0%

Dunkel of Despair

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